Meet Matilda. (She's not the one wearing the cranky pants; I am, but that's a story for a bit later.)
Why Matilda? I don't know; the name just popped into my head. She looks like a Maltida, and when I named her, I began humming "Waltzing Matilda." I'm really dating myself, aren't I?
Now, you should know that I'm not much of doll person. I own one other, made in a class with Leslie Riley. I love her - she's much the opposite of Matilda.
But, dolls? My mother despaired. I've been known to give them haircuts, to cut them open while practicing to be a surgeon and the stitching them up. I've given them a tan with nail polish, and then totally erased their features when winter came. You see, I figured they didn't need their tan anymore. And what else do you take nail polish off with? Poor mom, she kept trying though.
I didn't mean to buy Matilda; she lured me with her wiles. I admired on my first go round, and then put her back. But, as I circled the antique mall, she kept popping into my head, and I kept going back, admiring her, and putting her down. Obviously , in the end, I could not resit that face.
Matilda would like me to insert here, that she most defintitely is NOT an antique and to let you know that crafted items were tucked here and there in the antique mall.
I love Matilda's pocket - the little x's are so darn appealing, and the two ladies looked like they needed a good home! Tucked inside her pocket is a little tag. On one side you see:
and on the other side...
Matilda knew, in her heart, that she and I were destined to be together. And, every time I look up and see her, I can't help but smile.
As for the cranky pants, well that ingrown toenail and I are still...I was going to type "joined firmly at the hip," but realized what an absurd picture that created...well, we'll just say, I still have that ingrown nail.
After spending most of the morning at the medical center, I finally got into the examining room, where I spent even more time. I did most of the Washington Post's crossword puzzle in that room.
When the physician's assistant entered, she smile, looked at my toes, and pronounced the one to be ingrown.
Really? Ya think?
She then told me to make an appointment with podiatry. Huh? I wait all that time, see the lady for less than 2 minutes, and I get a referral?
Yup.
On went the cranky pants.
I told her that I lost a day's sick leave for this. She replied that I may well not get an appointment until I was out of school anyway.
I replied that I couldn't get my toe inside most shoes without a good deal of pain.
She told me to wear flip flops.
I told her that I was breaking dress code and insurance regs. She just kept smiling.
She then I suggested I soak my foot 3x a day. Now, could you see that?
"Okay, guys, take a 15 minute study period while I soak my toe." Now, that would go over well.
Sigh.
Phil suggested we walk to podiatry, which we did in under a minute.
The nice man told me that I could not make the appointment until my referral number came through and that would take 24 hours.
???? Must be one slow computer system!
So, Phil calls today, and there are no appointments for over 30 days. I am now referred to Bethesda.
Did you catch the ugly word?
Referral.
You guessed it. We have to wait another 24 hours for that referral to go through!
God bless the military health system...if you are the dependent wife of a retired enlisted person, you are very low on everyone's totem pole!
The saga continues tomorrow.